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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 100th Most Influential: 247th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 751st
The Immortal Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population2.482 billion

CapitalCedrus Crestus
LeaderEmperor Throckmorton

CurrencyFresh Grown Yam

The Immortal Empire of Suicidistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Throckmorton with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.482 billion Suicidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedrus Crestus. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Suicidian economy, worth 626 trillion Fresh Grown Yams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,451 Fresh Grown Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Emperor Throckmorton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suicidistan's national animal is the Opabinia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Throckmortonism.

Suicidistan is ranked 107,484th in the world and 5,413th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 23.91 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 100thMost Influential: 247thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 919thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,128thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,765thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,968thFattest Citizens: 2,683rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,712thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,220thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,447thMost Devout: 3,606thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,726thLargest Mining Sector: 3,878thLargest Retail Industry: 4,466thMost Avoided: 5,014thMost Armed: 5,467thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,695thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,100thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,474thLargest Governments: 6,860thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,481stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,769thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,252ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,429thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,187thMost Efficient Economies: 9,835thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,049thHighest Drug Use: 11,083rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,545thMost Cultured: 14,285thLowest Crime Rates: 16,984th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionFattest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 133rd in the regionMost Devout: 142nd in the regionMost Avoided: 161st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Armed: 203rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 219th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 304th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 318th in the regionLargest Governments: 321st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 347th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 398th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 442nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 452nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 467th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 473rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 533rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 668th in the regionMost Cultured: 716th in the regionNudest: 719th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 827th in the regionMost Stationary: 841st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Theocracy of East Taco.
  • : Suicidistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Emperor Throckmorton.
  • : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
  • : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Trillius.
  • : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Suicidistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 470 » Shin-Hachioji, PlanetPunk, Gladio II, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Puczovska, Notyoutopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Universal State Formula, Diodone, Yaorozu, Atain, Pallaith, New Phyrreus, Amerian States, Wineclaw, New Lakemba, Shadowrik, Sunto, Wodan, Agrauron, Selfgradatude, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Sea Ghost, Siwale, Victoriaans Nederlands, Ka Ching, Unimaginable Doom, Buckerino, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, TerranulliuZ, Ozstan, Shibutani, SillyString, Yukti, Guslantis, General COE, Sil Dorsett, Malta Comino Gozo, Riverwinde, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Malvad, Northern Glory, Moubarakistan, Former English Colony, Kylesburgh, and 420 others.Koda-Land, Highton Islands, Q w e r t y, Apetopia, New Trisone, Empy, Chatheatinamopia, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kulgatha, Sacrento, Chukstik Illahi, Adamanty, Blackwood Coast, Castle Federation, Cloydicia, Diche Choklate, Bearical, Sanjurika, Cinnibar, Bothia, United Draconia, Beastos, Babacar, Calamazo, Dejure, Azzarel, Amauri, Avemterra, DeBailian, Blackphir, Dicko, Choistan, Drasvidania, Arimbia, Azura Palatina, Boggovia, Colteraak, Chamocha, BrightFutures, David Davidson, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Detrivania, Dovena, Dopeland420, East Supple Lund, Edwerlantin, Ecronentia, East Wushen, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Camarthen, Esplandia, Itallitopia, Erwo Stal, Humptalumpta, Ice and Tinian, Elevation, Indiana Hoosier nation, Gmt2001, Govornia, Karazan, Free Culture, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Kolorland, Kokomo Island, Ausnakulia, Alice Gardens, Keelut, Bonjoura, Ciri Pole, Kyoki Chudoku, Kyrianian, Kubrostavsria, Lemonbiscuits, Dadastan Archipelago, Halcon siveriano, Zeternia, Helix Labs, Kristalmaan, Aroa, Hyperbanus, Sundred, One hundred castles, Kelvaros Prime, Etanur, Ivalex, Kundam, Jefffliu, Abject Ludicrosity, Quranite, Voznesheim, Cinq Fleches, DaBooty, Elgaland-Vargaland, Fizban, Bidragistan, Ethnon, Maott, Joodey, The United States of Romania, Dogeius, Neo Hungarica, Oktavio, Neo-Philadelphia, Ostrolia, Lorigia, Mesherica, Moose repupblic, Freivolkstahl, Crappolia, Phualand, Wooleystan, Old Emporia, Western Vapia, Valhalla123, Outer Egorniand, Novum Syndicate, LostLegion, Walter Jackson, Unsophisticate, ZimRobwe, The Kyziban Islands, MinaFederal, Misuvelia, Panama Coalition, Phoronu, Wilkshire, Sakaryata, Soviet Terran, Venezuelia, Thorway, Vincone Cae, United States of Medford, Yubadai, Palisede, Zupla, The Tofiatary Arhipelago, Manticore utopia, Prydania, Tjaart, Zokk, Valenair, Sylverland, The Iron Lions, Musselshell, Plumas, Montarc, The Bureaucratic Territories, Sunaiya, The Transhuman Union, The Alpha Conglomerate, Potatolandium, Seelandt, Yarecir, Reylands, Tianqing, Rosewood-, Nogori, Wunderstrafanstalt, Mecca-Switzerland, Vexilia, Vivanco, Hrysos, Sylcar, Necromonia, Putinopia, Mahsoobia, Marxist Luxembourg, New Echelon, New Eleria, Nikhilesh23, Lower Nubia, Viridiann, Theonen, SORT, Hong Kong Empire, Ostrekoj, Arstungry, Lunallian, New South Danmark, Pradovnia, Rogue 1880, New Sekai, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, The Wholly Concordant See, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Saugeria, Xolot, El Fiji Grande, Xentherida, Foraldn, Nexia, AGoodPlace, Ziko, Kobagia, American MapleStory, McDonaldsland, Arquan, German Holy Roman Empire, Nocta Terra, Papika, Octovalis, Snoodum, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Nord Botten, Nyvan, Astronomical, Run Mayst Republic, Amestris-Britannia, Cobrallstain, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, New Pruessen, Ibalon, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Mzeusia, New Bremerton, The Black Cathedral, Spartoptia, Ostrinios, Sinelona, Torakuen, Minuda, Ethereal Expanse, SchoolHouse Rock, Arqadia, Agharya, Arthur Bomber Harris, Ara Antrizuls, Arzenoa, Uganda Knuckles UK, Atomic Industry Islands, North Bratislava, Andonia, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Maovale, The Windmilluminati, Ibiscaton, ISOP, Yummy Blubber, HeartLard, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, United North American, Stat Artha, Australiland, Black Templares, Cam Zazi, Kalimora Aire, Steraz, Cool game nation, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Renzic, Pasargad, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, INTEGRAL, Alunya, COCONUT-CITY, Ainsworth, Guer Aike, Ieprus, Aningem Atron, Analomink, Aweland, Central Ryal, Great Solordia, Ham Federation, Jackxanlandia, Tranquillitas Ingenii, National Goats, Shigonia, Riversedge, Overwhelming Regret, Magorostan, Warue, Breduria, New Austra, Partax, IsiMUd, Sheldony, Newpromisedland, Orado, Supercarriers, Orven, Wanatah, The Discipled, Zumlandia, CelebrityDude, Utopotia, Kuveria, United Asgardian States, Sybillia, United Kingdoms of Islands, Riechelburg, Imperiousation, Elysium and Palaven, The Serdey Islands, Gilakistan, RoyalForeverever, Saint Alaric, Longsword01, Union of Austria-Hungary, Drusselstein, The AP Republic, Dyrenell, The Empire of Bangladesh, Piptaimerfulopia, Fascist Democracy, Gintu, Birting, Novingerian Islands, The English Alliance, Hesterin, Oziia, Mombata, New Lunai, Velon, Timglish Congressional Republic, Krenkar, Mercandia, The Republic of Rosemount, Heluthsrew, The West United States, AltanUrag, Iselko, Odrinia, Changjo, New us ville, Illichiana, Allison In Chains, Plasir Grand, Skull Utopia, Flaw, Novo Nitra, Grobbillandia, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Nortopenesenia, Nairland, Vathekia, Koryohan, Gbliss, Pandoska, Beagles Reborn, ATempire, Levatio, Drathtank, Puyeo, Upper Theigiestanticiania, Aetulia, Edith, Jones Country, NorthGalicia, Asgardira, Durr, 1 very fast endotarter, Dawn Guard, New Pacifian Territory, Mariadne, Artemizistan, Toshavo III, Fartslamdump, Niradans, United Kahndaq, Circenn, Nationeer, The Farallons, Solmetria, Brettenia, Saint Demanour, Fun time land of Fun, Mount Timbers, Novae, Willifusland, Tappan Hills, Wohlstantia, Nizudi, Death By Astonishment, Kirnea, Ofemerica, Votak Matim, VNA, Left vietnam, Lunalux, Socientiae, Egalico, Auspelia, Heminaw, Jpia, The Chelles, Nyctia, Jasminlandia, Kirostan, Balimut, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, The Srovsk State, Vlanatia, Saturns Edge, Fortnite Eco, Fayyayid, Elianzonia, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, VarDrade, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Trillius, and East Taco.

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