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The Immortal Empire of Suicidistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Throckmorton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.849 billion Suicidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedrus Crestus. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Suicidian economy, worth 738 trillion Fresh Grown Yams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,188 Fresh Grown Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Suicidian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Throckmorton, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suicidistan's national animal is the Opabinia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Throckmortonism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Kingdom of Test for a new hope.
- : Suicidistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, Suicidian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Throckmorton.
- : Suicidistan endorsed The Second Resurrection of Noahs Second Country.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
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