We will grow stronger, and live forever! Mayos Vult! Emperor Throckmorton
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 140th Most Influential: 266th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741st
The Immortal Empire of
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Population2.849 billion

CapitalCedrus Crestus
LeaderEmperor Throckmorton

CurrencyFresh Grown Yam

The Immortal Empire of Suicidistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Throckmorton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.849 billion Suicidians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedrus Crestus. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Suicidian economy, worth 738 trillion Fresh Grown Yams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,188 Fresh Grown Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, Suicidian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Throckmorton, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suicidistan's national animal is the Opabinia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Throckmortonism.

Suicidistan is ranked 170,086th in the world and 9,198th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 12.14 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 140thMost Influential: 266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 851stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,119thLargest Black Market: 1,620thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,922ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,561stFattest Citizens: 2,806thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,844thMost Devout: 3,100thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,319thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,688thLargest Mining Sector: 3,990thLargest Retail Industry: 4,760thMost Avoided: 5,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,617thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,811thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,952ndMost Armed: 6,251stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,342ndLargest Governments: 6,544thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,440thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,743rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,237thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,416thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,221stMost Efficient Economies: 9,786thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,624thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,821stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,974thHighest Drug Use: 13,293rdMost Cultured: 14,104thLowest Crime Rates: 15,474thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,009th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 49th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 82nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 104th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 126th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 128th in the regionMost Devout: 131st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 141st in the regionMost Avoided: 173rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 214th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 243rd in the regionMost Armed: 259th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 289th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 302nd in the regionLargest Governments: 314th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 403rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 428th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 447th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 456th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 470th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 503rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 511th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 515th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 597th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 608th in the regionMost Cultured: 714th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 756th in the regionMost Stationary: 762nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 913th in the region

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