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The Immortal Empire of Suicidistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Throckmorton with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.482 billion Suicidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cedrus Crestus. The average income tax rate is 82.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Suicidian economy, worth 626 trillion Fresh Grown Yams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,451 Fresh Grown Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.
Government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Emperor Throckmorton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suicidistan's national animal is the Opabinia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Throckmortonism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Theocracy of East Taco.
- : Suicidistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Emperor Throckmorton.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
- : Suicidistan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Trillius.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Suicidistan.
- : Following new legislation in Suicidistan, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
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