The Republic of Stupid Dum Idiots is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 382 million Idiotsians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 63.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The an idiot economy, worth 20.8 trillion Feeshes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,376 Feeshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Stupid Dum Idiots City, bins outnumber trees in city parks, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stupid Dum Idiots's national animal is the Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Stupid Dum Idiots is ranked 21,682^nd in the world and 728^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 112.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.