The Fuzzy Stuffed Animals of Stuffies is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ribbitt Jesus Otter with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.299 billion Stuffies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norris. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Stuffiesian economy, worth 84.2 trillion pawmoleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration and Retail. Average income is 25,532 pawmoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Federal Council of Stuffies has been announced as the new Head of State, the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuffies's national animal is the cheese tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oliverism.

Stuffies is ranked 36,093^rd in the world and 6^th in Furry Hangout for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,581.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.