The Fuzzy Stuffed Animals of Stuffies is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ribbitt Jesus Otter with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.863 billion Stuffies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norris. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Stuffiesian economy, worth 45.8 trillion pawmoleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 24,605 pawmoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence, Oliverism has been named as Stuffies's national religion, the Federal Council of Stuffies has been announced as the new Head of State, and the armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stuffies's national animal is the cheese tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oliverism.

Stuffies is ranked 266,044^th in the world and 4^th in The Demonic Kittens of Joy for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.24 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.