Population | 25.454 billion |
Capital | Fort McGuire |
Leader | Hiram Fox |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Super-Hyped Up Penguin |
The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.454 billion Studly Penguinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 8,054 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,446 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Studly Penguins is ranked 192,004th in the world and 68th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 58.39515707152 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
- : Studly Penguins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Indian Empire, Gig em Aggies, United States of Woodward, Darth Kermit, Ewing Oil Co, Buc-ee Gas Station, Mocanaqua, Seeker Alpha, Heavolia, NewTexas, and United Kodiaks.