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I’d connect with nature, but there’s no USB port Hiram Fox
Most Secular: 95thLargest Information Technology Sector: 240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 290th
The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Studly Penguins

Population25.454 billion

CapitalFort McGuire
LeaderHiram Fox

CurrencyKrone
AnimalSuper-Hyped Up Penguin

The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.454 billion Studly Penguinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 8,054 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,446 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Studly Penguins is ranked 192,004th in the world and 68th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 58.39515707152 days.

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Most Secular: 95thLargest Information Technology Sector: 240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 290thSmartest Citizens: 323rdHealthiest Citizens: 415thMost Efficient Economies: 441stMost Developed: 481stLongest Average Lifespans: 517thRudest Citizens: 524thHighest Food Quality: 563rdMost Cultured: 705thMost Inclusive: 789thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,222ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,283rdHighest Economic Output: 1,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,503rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,505thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,512thLargest Governments: 1,527thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,225thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,386thHighest Average Incomes: 2,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,717thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,484thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,632ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,795thSafest: 4,173rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,468thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,387thLargest Populations: 7,495thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,070thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,221stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,972ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,783rdNudest: 18,794th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Studly Penguins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Studly Penguins, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.

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