The International Conspiracy of Stroznia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by interest with a fair hand, and notable for its lack of airports, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.676 billion Strozniacs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of every country in the world. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Stroznian economy, worth a remarkable 3,644 trillion gifts a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 168,136 gifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to interest's wardrobe, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown. Stroznia's national animal is the Mimic Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is nothing sacred.

Stroznia is ranked 275,706^th in the world and 87^th in Libertarian Socialist Confederation for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.