Population | 27.497 billion |
Capital | Factville |
Leader | Doctor Fact |
Currency | crown |
Animal | slug |
The Free State of Stromnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doctor Fact with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.497 billion Stromnians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Factville. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Stromnian economy, worth a remarkable 8,603 trillion crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 312,893 crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,712,975 per year while the poor average 29,161, a ratio of 58.7 to 1.
Sworn provincial enemies must be held back in Doctor Fact's cabinet meetings, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stromnia's national animal is the slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Stromnia is ranked 116,565th in the world and 15th in Universal Dream Network for Most Stationary, with 321.5017734054 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Stromnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Stromnia lodged a message on the Universal Dream Network Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Stromnia, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
- : Following new legislation in Stromnia, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Stromnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Following new legislation in Stromnia, a politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility.
- : Following new legislation in Stromnia, sworn provincial enemies must be held back in Doctor Fact's cabinet meetings.
- : Stromnia was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt".
- : Following new legislation in Stromnia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
- : Stromnia lodged a message on the Universal Dream Network Regional Message Board.