The Republic of Strincille is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.16 billion Strincilleans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Strincillean economy, worth 859 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,672 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,603 per year while the poor average 11,560, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Strincille's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Strincille is ranked 262,991^st in the world and 12,837^th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 675.16 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.