Population | 3.663 billion |
Capital | Klastirr |
Leader | Premier Alexander Carter |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Wrimya |
Animal | Crow |
The Elizbastanian Protectorate of Strasil is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Alexander Carter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.663 billion Strasillians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klastirr. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.5%.
The powerhouse Strasillian economy, worth 478 trillion Wrimyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,505 Wrimyas, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.
In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Strasil's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Strasil is ranked 82,118th in the world and 666th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 586.46037466512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Strasil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Strasil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Strasil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Strasil, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Strasil, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
- : Following new legislation in Strasil, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : Following new legislation in Strasil, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
- : Following new legislation in Strasil, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Following new legislation in Strasil, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
- : Following new legislation in Strasil, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.