Population | 36.35 billion |
Capital | Lowercase City |
Leader | The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire |
Currency | quid |
Animal | capybara |
The Anablephobia of Straight Arm Salute is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Lord Sir Supreme Esquire with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 36.35 billion Fams are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Environment, with Education, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowercase City. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Fam economy, worth a remarkable 2,538 trillion quid a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,827 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Fam radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime is totally unknown. Straight Arm Salute's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Straight Arm Salute is ranked 12,765th in the world and 8th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Stationary, with 1,973.9116880846 days.
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- : Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Straight Arm Salute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Straight Arm Salute was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 5 million zombies.
- : Straight Arm Salute was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Queendom of MANILA-CENTRAL, killing 2 million zombies.
- : Straight Arm Salute was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 137 million zombies.
- : Straight Arm Salute was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 249 million zombies.
- : Straight Arm Salute was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 341 million zombies.
- : Straight Arm Salute was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 423 million zombies.
- : Straight Arm Salute was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 335 million zombies.
- : Straight Arm Salute was cleansed by a Level 4 Combined Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Adytite Republic of Greater Angelus, killing 370 million zombies.