The TORC Bordello of Stormy Daniels is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Stormy Daniels with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 29.148 billion New Orleanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. The average income tax rate is 5.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient New Orleanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,321 trillion bar tabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Gambling, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,325 bar tabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Stormy Daniels's national animal is the ron eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Bokonism.

Stormy Daniels is ranked 289,769^th in the world and 2^nd in The Old Raiding Club for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.83 law-abiding acts per hour.