The Republic of Storianderathreerful is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 241 million Storianderathreerfulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Storianderathreerfulian economy, worth 11.6 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,125 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Storianderathreerful's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Storianderathreerful is ranked 228,539^th in the world and 8,736^th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring zero on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.