Population | 14.182 billion |
Capital | Citystadt |
Leader | Rey Gordo |
Currency | boulder |
Animal | stonefish |
The Realmreich of Stonestein is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rey Gordo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.182 billion Stonesteiners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citystadt. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Stonesteiner economy, worth an astonishing 11,368 trillion boulders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 801,632 boulders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, and prison is a nightmare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stonestein's national animal is the stonefish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Stonestein is ranked 9,733rd in the world and 3rd in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,387.3501387616 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, the government prevents violence by committing genocide.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, Rey Gordo signs the laws but abides by none of them.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars.
- : Following new legislation in Stonestein, citizens can freely debate whether Rey Gordo is a great leader or the greatest leader.