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The Sun shines for Stonestein
Highest Poor Incomes: 20thMost Patriotic: 27thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st
The Realmreich of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Stonestein

Population14.182 billion

CapitalCitystadt
LeaderRey Gordo

Currencyboulder
Animalstonefish

The Realmreich of Stonestein is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rey Gordo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.182 billion Stonesteiners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citystadt. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stonesteiner economy, worth an astonishing 11,368 trillion boulders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 801,632 boulders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, and prison is a nightmare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stonestein's national animal is the stonefish, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Stonestein is ranked 9,733rd in the world and 3rd in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,387.3501387616 days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 20thMost Patriotic: 27thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41stLowest Crime Rates: 44thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 58thMost Secular: 68thLargest Agricultural Sector: 70thMost Corrupt Governments: 72ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 72ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 86thLargest Black Market: 131stLargest Governments: 134thMost Advanced Public Education: 143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 170thMost Developed: 188thLongest Average Lifespans: 209thSmartest Citizens: 269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 360thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 360thLargest Insurance Industry: 444thMost Subsidized Industry: 597thMost Efficient Economies: 605thHighest Economic Output: 615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 620thHealthiest Citizens: 779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,029thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,348thLargest Mining Sector: 1,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,482ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,795thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,038thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,801stTop
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Best Weather: 4,933rdMost Authoritarian: 5,441stMost Stationary: 9,733rdLargest Retail Industry: 11,220thMost Influential: 11,377thMost Conservative: 14,116thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,454thMost Extreme: 27,911thMost Income Equality: 28,480thLargest Populations: 28,626th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, prison is a nightmare.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, the government prevents violence by committing genocide.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, Rey Gordo signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Stonestein, citizens can freely debate whether Rey Gordo is a great leader or the greatest leader.

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