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Zhit' stalo luchshe, zhit' stalo veselej! Vladimir Stuyonovich
Safest: 27thMost Developed: 32ndLongest Average Lifespans: 39th
The Liaoist Federation of
New York Times Democracy
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Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Stoklomolvi

Population33.044 billion

CapitalVladistov
LeaderVladimir Stuyonovich
Faithatheism

Currencystoklomov
AnimalSouth China tiger

The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 33.044 billion Stoklomolvi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 17,245 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 521,897 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vladimir Stuyonovich has been nicknamed 'Robomop', hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 299th in the world and 1st in Minyang for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 34,040.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Safest: 27thMost Developed: 32ndLongest Average Lifespans: 39thSmartest Citizens: 44thLowest Crime Rates: 45thHealthiest Citizens: 48thMost Scientifically Advanced: 57thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58thLargest Governments: 65thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88thHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 107thHighest Poor Incomes: 118thMost Secular: 125thHighest Economic Output: 155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thMost Patriotic: 177thLargest Agricultural Sector: 198thMost Efficient Economies: 202ndHighest Food Quality: 229thMost Cultured: 248thMost Advanced Public Education: 299thHighest Average Incomes: 312thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 415thLargest Publishing Industry: 465thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 474thMost Inclusive: 602ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 611thRudest Citizens: 619thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 663rdMost Subsidized Industry: 690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 783rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,069thMost Stationary: 1,224thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,428thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,581stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,683rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,829thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,070thLargest Populations: 2,233rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,622ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,477thLargest Mining Sector: 4,597thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,646thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,757thMost Influential: 8,162ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,752ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,176thLargest Retail Industry: 19,006th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, Vladimir Stuyonovich has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Stoklomolvi's influence in Minyang fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Stoklomolvi's influence in Minyang rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
  • : Following new legislation in Stoklomolvi, meat-eating is frowned upon.

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