The Liaoist Federation of Stoklomolvi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Stuyonovich with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 33.044 billion Stoklomolvi enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladistov. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoklomolvi economy, worth an astonishing 17,245 trillion stoklomovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 521,897 stoklomovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vladimir Stuyonovich has been nicknamed 'Robomop', hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoklomolvi's national animal is the South China tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is atheism.

Stoklomolvi is ranked 299^th in the world and 1^st in Minyang for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 34,040.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.