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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,941stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,047thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,122nd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population9.369 billion

LeaderKing Andrei III
FaithStoinian Orthodoxy

CurrencyStoinian Dinar
AnimalStoinian Lion

The Kingdom of Stoinia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Andrei III with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 9.369 billion Stoinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sinaia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Stoinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion Stoinian Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,221 Stoinian Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, Stoinia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and nobility is the world's oldest profession. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stoinia's national animal is the Stoinian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoinian Orthodoxy.

Stoinia is ranked 265,120th in the world and 12,365th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -338.75 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,941stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,047thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,307thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,557thMost Influential: 5,639thMost Cultured: 5,748thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,457thSafest: 6,657thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,131stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,516thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,767thLargest Governments: 7,839thLowest Crime Rates: 7,993rdMost Developed: 8,489thHealthiest Citizens: 8,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,800thHighest Food Quality: 8,990thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,332ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,251stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,569thMost Devout: 11,869thMost Patriotic: 12,354thSmartest Citizens: 12,598thTop
Best Weather: 13,788thMost Efficient Economies: 14,078thHighest Economic Output: 16,261stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,564thMost Inclusive: 18,620thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,732ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,125thNicest Citizens: 20,180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,792nd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 143rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 181st in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 217th in the regionSafest: 218th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 225th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 233rd in the regionMost Devout: 241st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 247th in the regionMost Developed: 255th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 275th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 294th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 297th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 368th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 378th in the regionLargest Populations: 382nd in the regionBest Weather: 450th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 490th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 572nd in the regionMost Influential: 582nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 595th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 637th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 649th in the regionMost Inclusive: 687th in the regionNicest Citizens: 724th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 739th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 779th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 788th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,122nd in the region

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