The United Kingdom of Steviland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Stephanous John with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.798 billion Stevilandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marcellona. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stevilandian economy, worth 407 trillion ruttles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,221 ruttles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", vanity is the constant enemy of dignity, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steviland's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Believe in Yourself.

Steviland is ranked 12,605^th in the world and 358^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,603.54 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.