The Confederate Republic of Stephaniesland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Director Stephanie Cordato with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 6.329 billion Stephanieslandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Raleigh. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Stephanieslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,358 trillion Stephanieslandian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,672 Stephanieslandian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supreme Director Stephanie Cordato hands out warnings to mods who don't deliver enough danishes (Stephaniesland has found 1 easter egg), children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and foreign workers are flooding in as Stephanieslandian Dollars flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stephaniesland's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Stephaniesland is ranked 305,782^nd in the world and 36^th in Kartakis for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.78 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.