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Twirling Towards Freedom Queen Noel
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,969thNicest Citizens: 5,611th
The Queendom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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SteamPunk Squirrels

Population1.599 billion

CapitalRatatoskr
LeaderQueen Noel
FaithWicca

CurrencyAcorn
AnimalSquirrel

The Queendom of SteamPunk Squirrels is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Queen Noel with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.599 billion SteamPunk Squirrelsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ratatoskr. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient SteamPunk Squirrelsian economy, worth 232 trillion Acorns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,094 Acorns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. SteamPunk Squirrels's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

SteamPunk Squirrels is ranked 44,137th in the world and 49th in Thalassia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 203,213.83 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,969thNicest Citizens: 5,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,059thMost Inclusive: 6,132ndMost Armed: 6,320thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,880thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,771stMost Developed: 7,817thMost Influential: 8,112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,349thMost Cultured: 8,478thMost Efficient Economies: 8,988thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,111thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,625thSmartest Citizens: 9,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,385thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,435thLowest Crime Rates: 11,587thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,691stLargest Governments: 11,715thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,492ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,843rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,365thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,427thHealthiest Citizens: 14,997thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,219thBest Weather: 17,882nd
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : SteamPunk Squirrels was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
  • : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Queen Noel.
  • : SteamPunk Squirrels was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
  • : Following new legislation in SteamPunk Squirrels, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.

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