The Endorse Zukchiva now or else of Staynes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.941 billion Staynes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sani Bursil. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Staynish economy, worth 996 trillion Kiribs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 111,428 Kiribs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Staynish Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the Auroran Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaerism.

Staynes is ranked 30,684^th in the world and 991^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,243.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.