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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 146thMost Influential: 815thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 853rd
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Population7.684 billion

CapitalSani Bursil
LeaderLambertus VII

AnimalAuroran Cheetah

The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lambertus VII with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.684 billion Staynes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sani Bursil. The average income tax rate is 45.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Staynish economy, worth 961 trillion Kiribs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,071 Kiribs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Staynish Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown. Staynes's national animal is the Auroran Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thaerism.

Staynes is ranked 40,025th in the world and 1,493rd in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 76.38 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 146thMost Influential: 815thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 853rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,313thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,765thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,816thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,254thMost Secular: 7,467thTop
Most Cultured: 11,132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 13,825thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,933rdNicest Citizens: 16,133rdMost Inclusive: 17,059thMost Pacifist: 17,157thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,380thHighest Economic Output: 17,655thMost Developed: 17,699thMost Efficient Economies: 19,212thHighest Average Incomes: 20,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,630th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 81st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 186th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 260th in the regionMost Secular: 266th in the regionMost Cultured: 281st in the regionLargest Populations: 288th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 306th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 379th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 463rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 514th in the regionMost Developed: 527th in the regionNicest Citizens: 559th in the regionMost Inclusive: 559th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 563rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 571st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 581st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 605th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 606th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 624th in the regionMost Pacifist: 660th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 668th in the regionRudest Citizens: 671st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 672nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 738th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 760th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 772nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 774th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 784th in the region

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