Population | 40.368 billion |
Capital | Hangumhigh |
Leader | Mister Gallows |
Faith | Pastafarian |
Currency | noose |
Animal | jailbird |
The Eager Board of State Executioners is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mister Gallows with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.368 billion Executioners are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hangumhigh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.5%.
The powerhouse State Executionersian economy, worth a remarkable 3,184 trillion nooses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 78,881 nooses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,273 per year while the poor average 14,433, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.
There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, sick days are on the rise, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. State Executioners's national animal is the jailbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarian.
State Executioners is ranked 485th in the world and 3rd in Wyndia for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : State Executioners was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : State Executioners was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : State Executioners was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : State Executioners lodged a message on the The Kingdom of Burgundy Regional Message Board.
- : State Executioners was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : State Executioners was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : State Executioners instituted Keycode Zombie Border Control in Wyndia.
- : State Executioners lodged a message on the Wyndia Regional Message Board.
- : State Executioners lodged a message on the Wyndia Regional Message Board.
- : State Executioners was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.