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Most Stationary: 485thLargest Populations: 1,359thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,520th
The Eager Board of
Corporate Police State
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Eminence Grise
Minister of Justice
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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State Executioners

Population40.368 billion

CapitalHangumhigh
LeaderMister Gallows
FaithPastafarian

Currencynoose
Animaljailbird

The Eager Board of State Executioners is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mister Gallows with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.368 billion Executioners are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hangumhigh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.5%.

The powerhouse State Executionersian economy, worth a remarkable 3,184 trillion nooses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 78,881 nooses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,273 per year while the poor average 14,433, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, sick days are on the rise, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. State Executioners's national animal is the jailbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

State Executioners is ranked 485th in the world and 3rd in Wyndia for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.

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Most Stationary: 485thLargest Populations: 1,359thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,520thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,185thFattest Citizens: 5,802ndHighest Economic Output: 6,691stMost Influential: 6,703rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,394thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,597thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 15,653rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,510thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,823rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,783rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,800thLargest Black Market: 26,139thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,849thMost Devout: 28,365th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

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