The Constitutional Monarchy of Stas Atol is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 418 million Stas Atolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atolia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The very strong Stas Atolian economy, worth 27.1 trillion Crabs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,937 Crabs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', women find themselves saying "my eyes are up here" more often than they used to, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stas Atol's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stas Atol is ranked 4,611^th in the world and 1^st in The Holy States of The Imperial Atlas for Nudest, with 1,201.75 cheeks per square mile.