The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 13 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.333 billion Starlight Glimmer 13ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 44.2%.

The very strong Starlight Glimmer 13ian economy, worth 373 trillion bits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,100 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, and teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 13's national animal is the pony, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Starlight Glimmer 13 is ranked 281,573^rd in the world and 9,896^th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 6.64 Obesity Rate.