The Conozekian Solider of Stanistats is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 520 million Stanistatsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The thriving Stanistatsian economy, worth 30.8 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 59,180 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,478 per year while the poor average 12,071, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stanistats's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stanistats is ranked 162,354^th in the world and 181^st in LunarPunk for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 862.05 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.