The University of Stanford-University is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.109 billion Stanfordians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanford. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The very strong Stanfordian economy, worth 69.1 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,336 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,863 per year while the poor average 13,335, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the nation is California Colleges and Universities's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, and Stanford-University has designated Stanford as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Stanford-University's national animal is the cardinal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Stanford-University is ranked 295,934^th in the world and 731^st in California Colleges and Universities for Largest Governments, scoring 7.28 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.