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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,857thMost Influential: 7,968thMost Income Equality: 10,228th
The Democratic Republic of
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Population653 million



The Democratic Republic of Stainastalinkauguistopia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 653 million Stainaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Stainaan economy, worth 22.9 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 35,108 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stainastalinkauguistopia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Stainastalinkauguistopia is ranked 71,018th in the world and 1,783rd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 37.46 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,857thMost Influential: 7,968thMost Income Equality: 10,228thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,084thMost Pacifist: 11,243rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 20,968thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,985thMost Inclusive: 21,433rdLargest Welfare Programs: 22,188thNicest Citizens: 24,958th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 324th in the regionMost Pacifist: 431st in the regionMost Income Equality: 495th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 610th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 676th in the regionMost Influential: 710th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 712th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 735th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 770th in the regionMost Inclusive: 789th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 854th in the regionBest Weather: 871st in the regionNicest Citizens: 885th in the regionMost Secular: 930th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 959th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,011th in the region

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