The Democratic Republic of Stainastalinkauguistopia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 653 million Stainaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Stainaan economy, worth 22.9 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 35,108 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stainastalinkauguistopia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Stainastalinkauguistopia is ranked 71,018^th in the world and 1,783^rd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 37.46 quips per hour.