The Republic of Srorda is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.761 billion Srordans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Srordan economy, worth 719 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,173 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Srorda are born in the purple, Srordans incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srorda's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Srorda is ranked 298,530^th in the world and 1,203^rd in Cainitium for Safest, scoring 7.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.