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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,330thMost Influential: 1,445th
The Calmari Collective Capacity of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Squid Ruinosa

Population20.019 billion

CapitalGreater moon spire
LeaderThe Beakest

Currencypointy Beak
AnimalLesser Squiden

The Calmari Collective Capacity of Squid Ruinosa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Beakest with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, devout population of 20.019 billion Squod are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater moon spire. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The powerhouse Squinem economy, worth a remarkable 2,776 trillion pointy Beaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,683 pointy Beaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The horniness of the great-horned Lesser Squiden is considered a national priority, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Squid Ruinosa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Squid Ruinosa's national animal is the Lesser Squiden, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Octodox.

Squid Ruinosa is ranked 154,145th in the world and 5,881st in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 37.18 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,330thMost Influential: 1,445thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,505thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,841stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,968thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,177thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,651stLargest Governments: 2,884thLowest Crime Rates: 3,619thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,752ndHighest Economic Output: 4,841stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,436thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,931stLargest Populations: 6,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,700thMost Cultured: 7,663rdSafest: 7,921stBest Weather: 8,173rdMost Stationary: 8,802ndSmartest Citizens: 9,320thHealthiest Citizens: 10,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,891stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,944thHighest Average Incomes: 16,292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,764thMost Income Equality: 18,331stMost Inclusive: 18,696thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,999thMost Developed: 21,723rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 74th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119th in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 140th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 151st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 153rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 199th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionSafest: 259th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 311th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 324th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 459th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 521st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 626th in the regionMost Developed: 641st in the regionMost Inclusive: 653rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 686th in the region

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