Whatever It Takes! Captain Funk
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 687th Most Influential: 1,954th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,573rd
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.91 billion

CapitalSpunky City
LeaderCaptain Funk
FaithDisciples of Funk

Currencygood boy point
AnimalScary Fairy

The Kingdom of Spunkland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Captain Funk with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.91 billion Spunkishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spunky City. The average income tax rate is 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Spunklandian economy, worth 324 trillion good boy points a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 111,473 good boy points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Captain Funk's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the economy is undergoing a traumatic transition to capitalism, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spunkland's national animal is the Scary Fairy, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Disciples of Funk.

Spunkland is ranked 165,359th in the world and 8,718th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 10.21 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 687thTop
Most Influential: 1,954thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,573rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,906thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,885thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,377thNudest: 13,635thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,684thMost Cultured: 14,168thMost Developed: 14,510thLargest Black Market: 15,931stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,075thMost Efficient Economies: 16,608thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,720thLowest Crime Rates: 16,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,948th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 281st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419th in the regionLargest Black Market: 421st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 428th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 450th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 511th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 545th in the regionMost Cultured: 706th in the regionMost Influential: 707th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 709th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 804th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 819th in the regionMost Developed: 828th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 839th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 852nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 863rd in the region

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