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Largest Information Technology Sector: 327thHighest Crime Rates: 476thMost Inclusive: 991st
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Spode Humbled Minions

Population9.029 billion

FaithRakeoian Paganism


The Topian of Spode Humbled Minions is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and feral children. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.029 billion derp are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving derp economy, worth a remarkable 1,596 trillion derpfunds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,793 derpfunds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is flooded with compensation requests, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spode Humbled Minions's national animal is the sharkderp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rakeoian Paganism.

Spode Humbled Minions is ranked 206,772nd in the world and 121st in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -857.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 327thHighest Crime Rates: 476thMost Inclusive: 991stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,057thMost Cultured: 1,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,298thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,540thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,939thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,253rdMost Armed: 2,411thNicest Citizens: 2,599thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,650thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,695thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,751stSmartest Citizens: 3,219thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,968thMost Influential: 4,180thNudest: 4,230thHealthiest Citizens: 4,248thLargest Black Market: 5,773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,817thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,500thBest Weather: 8,185thHighest Average Incomes: 8,755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,840thHighest Economic Output: 9,905thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 15,406th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the region

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