Population | 13.41 billion |
Capital | Cairo |
Leader | Baby Sobek the Adorable |
Faith | Snekism |
Currency | Rex |
Animal | Monitor lizard |
The The of of the of of the of of SPode humbleD Minions is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Baby Sobek the Adorable with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.41 billion blelhefadklafes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient blelhefadklafen economy, worth a remarkable 2,854 trillion Rexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,879 Rexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SPode humbleD Minions's national animal is the Monitor lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snekism.
SPode humbleD Minions is ranked 1,985th in the world and 2nd in The League for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,321.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
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SPode humbleD Minions lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
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SPode humbleD Minions suppressed a post on the The League Regional Message Board.
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SPode humbleD Minions suppressed a post on the The League Regional Message Board.
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SPode humbleD Minions unsuppressed a post on the The League Regional Message Board.
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SPode humbleD Minions, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
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SPode humbleD Minions, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
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SPode humbleD Minions, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen.
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SPode humbleD Minions, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
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SPode humbleD Minions, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
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SPode humbleD Minions, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.