Delegate of the 42 Moon Council Baby Sobek the Adorable
Largest Information Technology Sector: 275thHighest Crime Rates: 807thMost Inclusive: 1,227th
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SPode humbleD Minions

Population13.41 billion

LeaderBaby Sobek the Adorable

AnimalMonitor lizard

The The of of the of of the of of SPode humbleD Minions is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Baby Sobek the Adorable with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.41 billion blelhefadklafes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient blelhefadklafen economy, worth a remarkable 2,854 trillion Rexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 212,879 Rexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, new funding allows inner city teachers to replace school laptops almost as fast as they get stolen, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. SPode humbleD Minions's national animal is the Monitor lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snekism.

SPode humbleD Minions is ranked 1,985th in the world and 2nd in The League for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,321.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 275thHighest Crime Rates: 807thMost Inclusive: 1,227thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,266thHighest Food Quality: 1,286thMost Cultured: 1,332ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,474thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,650thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,985thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,551stSmartest Citizens: 2,613thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,043rdNicest Citizens: 3,071stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,307thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,309thHealthiest Citizens: 3,938thNudest: 4,116thMost Developed: 4,130thLargest Black Market: 5,599thHighest Economic Output: 6,248thHighest Average Incomes: 6,315thRudest Citizens: 7,363rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,720thBest Weather: 8,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,898thMost Armed: 12,016thTop
Most Patriotic: 14,435thMost Pacifist: 15,619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,217thMost Efficient Economies: 19,777thMost Influential: 22,146thLargest Populations: 23,970th
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Income Equality: 32nd in the region

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