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The lizard is easy to catch, but is in Kings' palaces
Spode Humbled Minions was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 474
Largest Information Technology Sector: 237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 780thHighest Crime Rates: 941st
The Curers of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Consul of the Republic
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Spode Humbled Minions

Population16.731 billion

CapitalCairo
LeaderBaby Sobek the Adorable
FaithSnekism

CurrencyRex
AnimalMonitor lizard

The Curers of Spode Humbled Minions is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Baby Sobek the Adorable with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.731 billion Lizards love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 28.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient reptilian economy, worth a remarkable 4,039 trillion Rexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 241,460 Rexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, the big red machine has ground to a halt, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, and Baby Sobek the Adorable is famed for giving great back rubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Spode Humbled Minions's national animal is the Monitor lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Snekism.

Spode Humbled Minions is ranked 40,373rd in the world and 49th in The League for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 280,934 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 237thMost Scientifically Advanced: 780thHighest Crime Rates: 941stMost Inclusive: 1,306thHighest Food Quality: 1,444thMost Cultured: 1,533rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,587thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,897thMost Armed: 2,190thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,260thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,502ndSmartest Citizens: 2,680thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,824thNicest Citizens: 2,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,902ndTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,014thMost Developed: 3,762ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,899thNudest: 4,522ndHighest Economic Output: 4,621stLargest Black Market: 4,637thHighest Average Incomes: 5,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,983rdBest Weather: 7,088thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,298thRudest Citizens: 7,390thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,002ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,909thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,067thLargest Populations: 21,934thLargest Governments: 23,616thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,886thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,034thMost Politically Free: 28,477thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,028thMost Patriotic: 29,126th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, Baby Sobek the Adorable is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Spode Humbled Minions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, the price of freedom is about half a million Rexes.
  • : Spode Humbled Minions was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Spode Humbled Minions, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.

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