Population | 1.633 billion |
Capital | New Spendulan City |
Leader | Akleus I |
Faith | Spendualism |
Currency | Spenduals |
Animal | Starrier |
The Transitional Regime of Spendula is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Akleus I with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.633 billion Spendulese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Spendulan City. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Spendulan economy, worth 220 trillion Spenduals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,009 Spenduals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, planespotters are emigrating in droves, and many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spendula's national animal is the Starrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spendualism.
Spendula is ranked 14,716th in the world and 3rd in Gesunda for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 9,374.79 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, the national water supply has entered detox.
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
- : Following new legislation in Spendula, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.