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Most Patriotic: 1,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,329thMost Influential: 2,772nd
The Union of Council Republics of
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Spartacistan

Population1.737 billion

CapitalMarxstadt
LeaderDear Leader
FaithCult of Personality of Dear Leader

CurrencyVolksmark
AnimalEagle

The Union of Council Republics of Spartacistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.737 billion Spartacists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marxstadt. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartacistanian economy, worth 356 trillion Volksmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,236 Volksmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, they who do not work shall not eat, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Dear Leader's eyes only'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spartacistan's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of Personality of Dear Leader.

Spartacistan is ranked 258,295th in the world and 855th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.85 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Patriotic: 1,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,329thTop
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Most Influential: 2,772ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,851stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,878thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,925thMost Secular: 3,027thLargest Mining Sector: 3,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,378thLowest Crime Rates: 3,950thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,796thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,156thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,500thHighest Average Incomes: 6,992ndLargest Governments: 7,228thMost Developed: 7,866thLargest Black Market: 8,067thMost Authoritarian: 8,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,926thMost Conservative: 9,184thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,936thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,478thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,046thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,112thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,024thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,594thSmartest Citizens: 15,867thLargest Retail Industry: 16,174thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,830thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,032ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,329thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,571stMost Efficient Economies: 19,846thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,045th
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Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionMost Developed: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Dear Leader's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Spartacistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, Spartacistanian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Spartacistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Spartacistan, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.

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