The Europeian Socialist Republic of Spaghettitopia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Carlo Ricci with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.789 billion Noodles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naples. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spaghettitopian economy, worth 223 trillion Pastinis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,126 Pastinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Both criminals and civilians are DOA, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Spaghettitopia's national animal is the Noodle Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Spaghettitopia is ranked 35,730^th in the world and 129^th in Europeia for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,848.3 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.