Population | 16.709 billion |
Capital | Wherever |
Leader | The Glorious and Infalliable Leader |
Currency | Rock |
Animal | Rock |
The Nomadic Peoples of Space Ork Horde is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Glorious and Infalliable Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.709 billion Space Orks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Space Ork economy, worth an astonishing 11,526 trillion Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 689,810 Rocks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,091,162 per year while the poor average 53,537, a ratio of 76.4 to 1.
The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Space Ork military, nations across the world are quick to praise The Glorious and Infalliable Leader's good looks and intellectual prowess, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Space Ork Horde's national animal is the Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Space Ork Horde is ranked 23,656th in the world and 1st in PolCompBall Discord for Most Authoritarian, with 2,801.52 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, nations across the world are quick to praise The Glorious and Infalliable Leader's good looks and intellectual prowess.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Space Ork military.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Space Ork bee.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Rock battlesuits.
- : Following new legislation in Space Ork Horde, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.