Like highly armed moles, we rise to slay opposition.
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,925thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,308thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,204th
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Soviet Melonia II

Population1.857 billion

LeaderRené la Taupe


The Above Ground Protectorate of Soviet Melonia II is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by René la Taupe with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 1.857 billion Soviet Melonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deepville. The average income tax rate is 76.9%.

The powerhouse Soviet Melonia IIian economy, worth 243 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,389 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Melonia II's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Soviet Melonia II is ranked 172,776th in the world and 4,391st in the Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring -67.89 on the Rand Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,925thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,308thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,204thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,145thTop
Largest Governments: 14,020thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,889thLargest Black Market: 17,709thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,216thHighest Average Incomes: 18,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,991st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 200th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 335th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 425th in the regionMost Inclusive: 430th in the regionRudest Citizens: 430th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 444th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 474th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 499th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 507th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 511th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 518th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 526th in the region

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