The United Socalist States of Soviet Krussia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Katsumi with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.696 billion Soviet Krussians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Krussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,325 trillion Krshins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,282 Krshins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Soviet Krussia after the ban on emigration was lifted, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Krussia's national animal is the Soviet Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Soviet Krussia is ranked 5,374^th in the world and 83^rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.96 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.