Population | 7.194 billion |
Capital | Jamesville |
Leader | President Thomas E Lee |
Faith | Protestantism |
Currency | Southern Dollar |
Animal | Alligator |
The Confederacy of Southern Seleyah is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Thomas E Lee with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.194 billion Southern Seleyahians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamesville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.
The thriving Southern Seleyahian economy, worth 717 trillion Southern Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,708 Southern Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,205 per year while the poor average 11,960, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.
Business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Seleyah's national animal is the Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Southern Seleyah is ranked 81,278th in the world and 13th in Dixie for Most Stationary, with 596.3122225266 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Southern Seleyah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Southern Seleyah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Southern Seleyah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Largest Insurance Industry and the Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, time flies when you're not having fun.
- : Southern Seleyah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Seleyah, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.