The Purple Nurple of Southern Plumastang is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stallion Ryder with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate population of 1.395 billion Southern Plumastangians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Stangaplume. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Southern Plumastangian economy, worth 124 trillion plumieres a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 89,299 plumieres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, economists claim no news is good news, and little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Plumastang's national animal is the Plumed Mustang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Almighty Plumiere.

Southern Plumastang is ranked 71,033^rd in the world and 3,342^nd in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 50.45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.