The Constitutional Monarchy of South St Maarten is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.421 billion Maartenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maartenian economy, worth 799 trillion Dinis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,904 Dinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, Maartenians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the Cardinal is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South St Maarten's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dutch Reformed Protestant.

South St Maarten is ranked 20,821^st in the world and 74^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 110.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.