The Constitutional Monarchy of South St Maarten is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.021 billion Maartenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maartenian economy, worth 703 trillion Dinis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,233 Dinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, billions of Dinis are spent to take high-quality photos of the Cardinal Nebula, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South St Maarten's national animal is the Cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dutch Reformed Protestant.

South St Maarten is ranked 2,527^th in the world and 32^nd in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,772.4 on the Hickory Productivity Index.