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Forwards, Reinkalistania! Premier Mozhkin Turaniski
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,053rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,792nd
The People's Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Reinkalistan

Population2.01 billion

CapitalTuraniskidak
LeaderPremier Mozhkin Turaniski
FaithSocialist Tosdodanism

CurrencyReinkal Sterling
AnimalBoar

The People's Federation of South Reinkalistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Mozhkin Turaniski with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.01 billion Reinkalistanis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turaniskidak. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reinkalistani economy, worth 421 trillion Reinkal Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,706 Reinkal Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Reinkalistan's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Socialist Tosdodanism.

South Reinkalistan is ranked 164,788th in the world and 66th in Azure Watester Federation for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.44 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 833rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,053rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,792ndMost Armed: 1,833rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,365thMost Authoritarian: 2,933rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,544thMost Conservative: 4,000thLargest Black Market: 4,107thMost Devout: 4,514thLargest Mining Sector: 4,822ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,439thLowest Crime Rates: 7,731stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,938thLargest Governments: 8,301stMost Extreme: 8,538thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,922ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,176thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,485thMost Avoided: 10,282ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,665thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,675thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,586thMost Developed: 12,433rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,597thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,592ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,828thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,691stLargest Retail Industry: 15,202nd
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : South Reinkalistan published "https://www.sr.gov.org/foreign" (Account: Diplomacy).
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : South Reinkalistan published "https://www.sr.gov.org/classified/stormguard" (Account: Military).
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
  • : Following new legislation in South Reinkalistan, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.

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