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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,110thMost Influential: 3,589thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,125th
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South Pernambuco

Population697 million

CapitalNew Recife

CurrencyPernambuco Pound

The Holy Kingdom of South Pernambuco is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 697 million Pernambucoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Recife. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South-Pernambucoan economy, worth 74.4 trillion Pernambuco Pounds a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,708 Pernambuco Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Safe drinking water is considered a luxury, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Donkeyball fields, and police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Pernambuco's national animal is the Donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Pernambuco is ranked 20,025th in the world and 637th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,003.94 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,110thTop
Most Influential: 3,589thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,125thMost Patriotic: 7,980thMost Devout: 8,162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,615thBest Weather: 10,902ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,854thLowest Crime Rates: 15,340thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,764thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,183rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,345thMost Developed: 16,386thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,721stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,021stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,612thMost Authoritarian: 19,694thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,025thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,131stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,491stMost Efficient Economies: 20,666thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,057thLargest Governments: 24,765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,019th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Devout: 165th in the regionMost Patriotic: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 287th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 297th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 349th in the regionBest Weather: 354th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 399th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 414th in the regionMost Influential: 431st in the regionMost Developed: 494th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 499th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 515th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 532nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 533rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 538th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 566th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 600th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 637th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 665th in the regionLargest Governments: 675th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 708th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 795th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 849th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 855th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 894th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,061st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,169th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : South Pernambuco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pernambuco, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pernambuco, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Donkeyball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pernambuco, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pernambuco, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pernambuco, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pernambuco, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : South Pernambuco voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in South Pernambuco, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in South Pernambuco' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in South Pernambuco, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.


World Assembly

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