The Democratic States of South Pacifican Kilendjj is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 446 million Kilendians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kynᶒqurnstka Surona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilendian economy, worth 40.6 trillion Southern Kilendian Ahiⱦsas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 90,937 Southern Kilendian Ahiⱦsas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 412,923 per year while the poor average 12,265, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

A government program is underway to revitalize South Pacifican Kilendjj's beaches, drivers are told they're not staring at mobile phone screens enough, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. South Pacifican Kilendjj's national animal is the Monke Monkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

South Pacifican Kilendjj is ranked 7,621^st in the world and 223^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 13,891.57 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.