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Strength Through Loyalty
Most Secular: 5,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,844thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,161st
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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South Gambier

Population960 million

CapitalMangareva City

CurrencyKala
AnimalSea Turtle

The Democratic Republic of South Gambier is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 960 million South Gambierians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mangareva City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming South Gambierian economy, worth 91.2 trillion Kalas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,983 Kalas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Gambier's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

South Gambier is ranked 31,862nd in the world and 932nd in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 47.11 quips per hour.

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Most Secular: 5,264thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,844thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,161stMost Influential: 6,930thMost Authoritarian: 7,671stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,866thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,253rdMost Inclusive: 9,525thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,594thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,879thNicest Citizens: 10,115thBest Weather: 10,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,130thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,164thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,206thHealthiest Citizens: 11,375thLowest Crime Rates: 12,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,744thHighest Food Quality: 12,933rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,290thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,380thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,549thMost Pacifist: 14,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,808thMost Patriotic: 15,866thMost Income Equality: 16,230thLargest Governments: 16,404thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,100thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,664thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,874thMost Developed: 22,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,607thMost Cultured: 25,241st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 168th in the regionMost Secular: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 255th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 296th in the regionMost Inclusive: 302nd in the regionBest Weather: 319th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 320th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 339th in the regionNicest Citizens: 341st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 345th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 345th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 352nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 364th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 372nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 378th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 390th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 392nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 411th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 425th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 428th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 452nd in the regionMost Influential: 453rd in the regionLargest Governments: 459th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 477th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 494th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 557th in the regionMost Developed: 623rd in the regionMost Extreme: 639th in the regionMost Cultured: 679th in the regionMost Income Equality: 782nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 865th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 932nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,005th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood.
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!".
  • : Following new legislation in South Gambier, the nation's spies are always on break time.

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