The Swan Crushing of South Eastern Southern North HMMLK is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.621 billion South Eastern Southern North HMMLKians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kangapest. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient South Eastern Southern North HMMLKian economy, worth 657 trillion South Eastern Southern North K£s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,292 South Eastern Southern North K£s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and Leader has just been declared ruler of South Eastern Southern North HMMLK in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Eastern Southern North HMMLK's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Eastern Southern North HMMLK is ranked 76,260^th in the world and 85^th in Chicken overlords for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 2,404.15 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.