The Kingdom of South Blossom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mateus with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.566 billion South Blossomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 64.1%.

The frighteningly efficient South Blossomian economy, worth 779 trillion Bernie Bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,993 Bernie Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Defense lawyers often argue there's no proof murder victims weren't vampires, grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, and massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Blossom's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Blossom is ranked 252,230^th in the world and 12,137^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.89 crimes per hour.