Population | 9.516 billion |
Leader | Supreme Leader Mateus |
Currency | Bernie Bucks |
Animal | Unicorn |
The Kingdom of South Blossom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mateus with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.516 billion South Blossomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient South Blossomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion Bernie Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,523 Bernie Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Reddish-brown is the new black, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into South Blossomian as 'your finger, you fool', weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Blossom's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
South Blossom is ranked 41,199th in the world and 2,331st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into South Blossomian as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, reddish-brown is the new black.
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around South Blossom City.
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
- : Following new legislation in South Blossom, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
- : South Blossom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.