Population | 895 million |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | emu |
The Borderlands of Soul4 is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 895 million Soul4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Soul4ian economy, worth 34.1 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 38,133 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, the entire entry for Soul4 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soul4's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Soul4 is ranked 272,364th in the world and 16th in THE REAPERS CAFE for Largest Black Market, with 65.4 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Soul4, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in Soul4, the entire entry for Soul4 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in Soul4, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
- : Following new legislation in Soul4, the government is financing an extremely costly war against malaria.
- : Following new legislation in Soul4, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Soul4, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Soul4's influence in THE REAPERS CAFE rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Soul4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Soul4, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Soul4 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".