The United Socialist States of SorianoraCards is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sorianora with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.668 billion SorianoraCardsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.

The powerhouse SorianoraCardsian economy, worth 201 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,349 Soviet Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SorianoraCards's national animal is the Russian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cardism.

SorianoraCards is ranked 210,954^th in the world and 9^th in Karanlik Yollar for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.