The United Socialist Republics of Somurias is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Khrashnov with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.014 billion Somuriasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yevraziya. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Somuriasian economy, worth 316 trillion Taruses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 157,088 Taruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, the nation thirsts for new freedoms, and concussed Phoenixball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somurias's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sons of Abraham.

Somurias is ranked 10,242^nd in the world and 274^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.09 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.