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Brains
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 360thMost Primitive: 1,512thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,607th
The Brains of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Some Random TNP Nation

Population5.18 billion

CapitalBrains

CurrencyAerilian
AnimalMonster Bat Zombie Vampire

The Brains of Some Random TNP Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.18 billion Some Random TNP Nationians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brains. The average income tax rate is 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Some Random TNP Nationian economy, worth 799 trillion Aerilians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,343 Aerilians, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Random TNP Nation's national animal is the Monster Bat Zombie Vampire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Some Random TNP Nation is ranked 23,997th in the world and 804th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 799 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 360thMost Primitive: 1,512thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,607thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,658thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,031stLargest Black Market: 3,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,709thLargest Mining Sector: 3,921stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,521stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,489thMost Avoided: 11,374thTop
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Most Influential: 12,521stHighest Average Incomes: 13,274thMost Secular: 13,580thMost Efficient Economies: 13,723rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,766thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,199thLargest Governments: 18,874thLowest Crime Rates: 21,414thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,171st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 48th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 122nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 140th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 159th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 228th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 355th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 393rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 435th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 507th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 637th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 643rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 649th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 651st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 669th in the regionMost Secular: 698th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 723rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 804th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 913th in the regionLargest Governments: 951st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office.
  • : Some Random TNP Nation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Leader's eyes only'.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Some Random TNP Nation, it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks.

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