The Confederacy of Some Great Peope is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 591 million Some Great People's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The powerhouse Some Great People's economy, worth 58.0 trillion phoxjaws a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 98,082 phoxjaws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and nose plugs are the latest Some Great People's fashion accessory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Some Great Peope's national animal is the Royal Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Some Great Peope is ranked 36,427^th in the world and 1,064^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 7.21 bananas ingested per day.