Pride month is Not Authorised in Soliconian. General Doofenschmitz
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,681stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,948thMost Influential: 5,212th
The Millitary Democratic State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population1.712 billion

LeaderGeneral Doofenschmitz


The Millitary Democratic State of Soliconian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Doofenschmitz with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.712 billion Soliconias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bordeaux. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Soliconia economy, worth 228 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,406 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Bordeaux" t-shirts, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soliconian's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Soliconian is ranked 17,728th in the world and 544th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.08 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,681stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,948thMost Influential: 5,212thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,264thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,593rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,440thMost Secular: 11,236thTop
Most Patriotic: 15,811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,286thMost Inclusive: 17,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,571stHealthiest Citizens: 17,728thLowest Crime Rates: 17,738thMost Developed: 18,110thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 19,831stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,865thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,284thHighest Average Incomes: 20,411thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,476thHighest Food Quality: 21,646thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,694thBest Weather: 25,729th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 201st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 333rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 349th in the regionMost Secular: 365th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 442nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 455th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 481st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 497th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 516th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 526th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 544th in the regionMost Developed: 553rd in the regionMost Influential: 557th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 566th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 600th in the regionMost Inclusive: 621st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 647th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 656th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 685th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 709th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 742nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 747th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 808th in the regionBest Weather: 815th in the regionLargest Black Market: 938th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,020th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,046th in the region

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