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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 422ndMost Pacifist: 750thMost Compassionate Citizens: 754th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Solar beetles

Population3.8 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Solar beetles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.8 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Solarian economy, worth 769 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 202,426 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solar beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Solar beetles is ranked 258,971st in the world and 65th in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -17.66 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 422ndMost Pacifist: 750thMost Compassionate Citizens: 754thSafest: 780thNicest Citizens: 849thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,002ndMost Inclusive: 1,047thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,583rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,623rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,758thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,841stHighest Food Quality: 1,874thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,046thLargest Governments: 2,210thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,222ndBest Weather: 2,255thHealthiest Citizens: 2,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,496thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,577thTop
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,696thLowest Crime Rates: 2,707thMost Developed: 2,906thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,674thMost Secular: 3,706thSmartest Citizens: 3,734thMost Cultured: 3,847thMost Efficient Economies: 4,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,605thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,116thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,986thHighest Average Incomes: 7,218thMost Income Equality: 7,689thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,259th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Solar beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Solar beetles, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.

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